25 Programming Memes for Computer Code Obsessives (August 20, 2023)

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    Automotive exterior - Would you kill 1 person or double it and give it to the next person? 0000
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    Product - Is An Email Address Valid? No No. Does it contain at least one @ sign? Yes It Depends.
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    Font - Pranay Pathole @PPathole @iamdevloper Put a five second delay - ex: Thread.Sleep(5000); behind every common action in your software, then after 3 months when your users go crazy remove the delays and tell them you worked tirelessly to improve performance and suddenly everyone will love you.
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    Smile - Claire @AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added <3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.
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    Forehead - C AP bool is Online bool married bool religion bool name bool is Alive bool gender bool nationality bool password
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    Font - 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 ~ S Mg 13 14 15 16 17 18 12 break; 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 2013 ... powered by our Algorithm switch (card) { case 2: 20 case 3: case 4: case 5: case 6: 19 break; count++; } case 10: case "J": case "Q": case "K": case "A": count--; } if (count > 0) { return count + Bet" } else { 11 return count + Hold" 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 switch (card) { case 2: case 3: case 4: case 5: case 6: } 2023 ... powered by our AI count++; break; } case
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    World - Arch Stack Linux Overflow users users Being the most toxic and condescending mfs alive
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    Stairs - intern developing a new feature for months without ever merging from master master branch
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    Font - @deepfates My friend is an elementary school teacher in SoCal sent me this picture - what they confiscated this month ORIGOLD ALOW O MK TEN Follow 1/0 TORNILA ZAMOSA MORALE SHUMY
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    Jeans - { // PROM? Micah.ask ToProm("Hannah"); if(Hannah.answer=="yes") Micah.mood="Happy";
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    Human body - Senior Developer : JavaScript is not so confusing, it's simple. JavaScript : Jennifer 26 proud mother of 3 children virgin Ⓒ i love my husband lesbian i @gaming.extremes
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    Facial expression - So whenever I'm free I like to go out or watch anime or... So you don't code in your spare time? wrong answer, rejected Well coding is just my job I have a life outside...
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    Product - When your shower uses github more than you e
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    Water - Somebody: To learn a language, you should talk to natives That guy learning Rust: imgflip.com
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    Forehead - You need to store it in cookies if somebody opts out of using cookies
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    Outerwear - *CODE BREAKS* ADD CONSOLE.LOG *CODE WORKS* REMOVE CONSOLE.LOG *CODE BREAKS* imgflip.com
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    Hair - JAVA21 WILL INTRODUCE 21? WE ARE UNNAMED CLASSES AND INSTANCE MAIN METHODS USING JAVA17 17? WE ARE STILL ON JAVA11, imgflip.com THERE IS NEWER VERSION THAN 8?
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    Font - People: *afraid that Al will take over the world* AI: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 JAN FEB MAR APR MAY JUN JUL A B January Febuary Maruary Apruary Maryuary Junuary Juluary
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    Clothing - YOU WRITE COMMENTS TO EXPLAIN COMPLEX CODE I WRITE COMMENTS TO JUSTIFY THE USE OF ANTI-PATTERNS WE ARE NOT THE SAME
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    Forehead - REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T USE MOUSE imgflis.com THEN YOU CAN USE YOUR WEBSITE WITHOUT ONE? 죠.
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    Motor vehicle - HTML 5 5 imgflip.com Why eant you just be normal? alalalalalalala ESS 肯 *Screams*
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    Sleeve - Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become: A Senior Dev that responds to interns on time
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    Clothing - I'M SICK OF YOUR OBSESSION WITH PROGRAMMING. EVEN OUR SON IS AFFECTED BY IT. PLEASE LEAVE JAVA OUT OF IT. imgflip.com
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    Computer - Tests pass on local machine o Tests fail on Jenkins
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    Sky - Junior devs writing comments: STOP THIS IS A STOP SIGN SMI

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